Jon Matteson

Paul Matthews

Lauren Lopez

Emma Perkins /Donna Dangit

Joey Richter

Ted Spankoffski /Homeless Man /Pete Spankoffski /Dan Reynolds

Jaime Lyn Beatty

Charlotte Sweetly /Nora Beanie /Deb /Colonel Schaffer

Corey Dorris

Bill Woodward /Stu

Jeff Blim

Mr. Davidson /Sam Sweetly /General MacNamara /Greg

Mariah Rose Faith Casillas

Melissa /Zoey Chambers /Alice Woodward /The Greenpeace Girl /Doug (as Mariah Rose Faith Casillas)

Will Branner

Professor Hidgens

Curt Mega

Understudy

James Tolbert

Understudy

Mary Kate Wiles

Understudy